The kid is at her chattiest during dinner, when I say dinner that includes making dinner too. From the time we get home we put together dinner in approximately 60 mins, sometimes 90 mins (when 'you know who' offers to cook, not Voldemort). There's none of the sitting down to relax and have my evening chai stuff. It's apron on!
We have a no TV, no laptop, basically a gadget free time on weekdays, only until the kid is asleep of course.
It's a different thing that on weekends gadget control levels are hitting subzero and the kid is wired on playdoh videos, peppa pig videos and have you come across these 'egg' videos? There's this kid or teenager, who continuously opens these toy eggs and shows us what's inside. I think its absolutely disgusting!
The 5 year old in our house is banned from watching them and I just know when she's trying to get a peek at one of those. She goes into the bedroom, tries to lower the volume and tries to watch the video ever so slyly. But I follow her and bust her and then she says, 'But I clicked the video by mistake. I don't want to watch it. Really'.
The peppa pig videos are annoying as well, but she learnt to play 'Snap' from it, also her manners have improved in a proper British way, so the humour (which I don't get) and the slightly bothersome tone of the whole show is a small price to pay.
So while on weekends the kid is virtually non-existent, on weekdays, she is forced to make polite conversation with the older people of the house, meaning the hubby and me.
Yesterday while cooking dinner she asked, 'Mama, who is the boss of the house?'
Me: 'Who do you think is the boss of the house?'
Always better to check first about what they think.
Kid: 'You are the boss of the house, aren't you?'
Me (with my ego now fed and secretly smiling): 'Why do you say that?'
Kid: 'Because you cook the food!'
It was a bit ironic because yesterday the hubby actually offered to cook the main dish, while I was making chapathis (one type of Indian flat bread - just in case there are international readers).
Of course I should have given her high five said, 'Right on babe! Mama is the boss'
But you know sometimes I just have to do (or say) the right thing and I hate it.
Me: 'You know babe there is no Boss of the house. We all take care of the house.'
But later when I was telling the hubby what to do with his dish; hey I don't poke my nose in someone else's business, we were trying to determine if the dish was done or not and I was trying to tell him succinctly that it was done and if we cooked it any further it would turn to mush. So I must have looked a tad hysterical when I repeatedly said, 'Turn it off, turn it off'.
Anyway, while we were deliberating, the kid then quite vehemently told the hubby to listen to me, apparently coz I knew better, and may be was also louder.
Kid: 'Listen to Mama, Dada. She knows what to do. Just listen to her!'
I see signs of a feminist uprising in the household. In a few years we'll know who really is the boss.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Salt and Ice and Everything Nice
For a country that has an overall population of 5 million people, you would think taking the public transport in Oslo in the morning would be a pleasant affair.
But whether it's Bangalore (population 10M), London (population 9.5M) or Oslo (1.5 M), during the office rush hour, you are guaranteed to stand-in as acting 'Cheese Slice' in an unsavoury sandwich. Or worse because you're really short (yes, I am short) are forcibly tented under a massive arm; some days you're wishing you had that blocked nose.
Yesterday, I was stuck standing near the drivers seat and honest soul that I am, was trying to activate my travel card at the nearest card reader. I was in a half ballet pose, balancing on one leg (which is never a good idea in a moving bus) and since I am short, have short and pudgy arms, still could not reach 'swipe point'. A kind lady then swiped my card for me, only then to be pointed to an easier accessible swipe point right next to the driver by another fellow traveller, who seemed to have enjoyed my little pseudo-ballet number and waited to tell me after I had a near muscle cramp from all that stretching.
Public transport in Norway is actually very good, though the locals still complain. But coming from a place where handkerchiefs were considered a fair way to reserve seating on the bus, not to mention the condition of the buses themselves, one journey could send your back into spasm, public transport here is well maintained, clean and comfortable (if you have managed to secure a seat).
It's been snowing quite a lot these past two days, but the roads, at least the expressway my bus takes, seem clear of all snow at all times. Now call me uninformed, or naive or just highly optimistic of modern technology, but I thought (actually was quite sure) that the roads were made of some stuff or there was something in them that was melting all the snow. Yes, the question around what would happen in the summer then, did cross my mind. But these days you get underwear which will keep you warm when it's cold and the same damn thing will keep you dry and slightly cool when temperatures rise. If you can put this sort of technology into underwear how difficult is it to apply to roads.
So I asked my Norwegian colleague (not about underwear), how is it that the roads are free of snow when it has snowed like bloody 'The Day After Tomorrow'. He said that they salt the roads. Huh, so much for advanced technology. Salt and snow ploughers, I gathered.
On my bus ride home yesterday I sat in the first seat, this basically is 'bus' shotgun, you're kinda next to the driver but a few inches behind him. It's kind of like being in a simulator, where you can feel the speed and watch the track in the front of you, only here it is real.
Just before my ride home I happened to read a news article of a huge truck in an accident because of Black Ice. When I lived in my utopic world of self-snow-melting-roads I was confident that however fast my bus went on these roads I was not going to die. Also, I have immense faith, almost to the degree of blindness, in drivers who are by profession, drivers. A cab ride in India can give you the same thrill as the 'Banshee'. But because he is a driver by profession I travel undeterred. However, when with hubby who is a careful and skilled driver, I am pushing imaginary brakes and shouting out one word cautions, often expletives. I never said I was a pleasant passenger.
Now with my new found knowledge of salt, snow ploughers and accidents because of ice, I was watching out for black ice on the road (which is stupid, because you never really see black ice), cussing the driver (in my head) for driving so fast and was desperately trying to remember the hail mary. I usually read on my commute, but yesterday I had put down my Mindy Kaling (she's quite unputdownable by the way) and concentrated on the road, just to scare my already wildly beating heart more.
I am usually not paranoid, actually I am quite rational and sometimes do the putting of two and two together, as they say. Oslo saw two major public transport accidents last autumn. If you can screw up and get into a head on collision in totally dry conditions, how hard was it to do the same on ice. Ice which was now possible because it was a manual process of salting and ploughing, dependent on a guy who could miss a spot, a spot that could spin your car around in a very 'The fast and the furious' style.
Today I stood in the rear of the bus and had my nose in my book, ignored the two thuds of something hitting the bus from below. If I died today I would have at least died laughing. (Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? - Mindy Kaling)
But whether it's Bangalore (population 10M), London (population 9.5M) or Oslo (1.5 M), during the office rush hour, you are guaranteed to stand-in as acting 'Cheese Slice' in an unsavoury sandwich. Or worse because you're really short (yes, I am short) are forcibly tented under a massive arm; some days you're wishing you had that blocked nose.
Yesterday, I was stuck standing near the drivers seat and honest soul that I am, was trying to activate my travel card at the nearest card reader. I was in a half ballet pose, balancing on one leg (which is never a good idea in a moving bus) and since I am short, have short and pudgy arms, still could not reach 'swipe point'. A kind lady then swiped my card for me, only then to be pointed to an easier accessible swipe point right next to the driver by another fellow traveller, who seemed to have enjoyed my little pseudo-ballet number and waited to tell me after I had a near muscle cramp from all that stretching.
Public transport in Norway is actually very good, though the locals still complain. But coming from a place where handkerchiefs were considered a fair way to reserve seating on the bus, not to mention the condition of the buses themselves, one journey could send your back into spasm, public transport here is well maintained, clean and comfortable (if you have managed to secure a seat).
It's been snowing quite a lot these past two days, but the roads, at least the expressway my bus takes, seem clear of all snow at all times. Now call me uninformed, or naive or just highly optimistic of modern technology, but I thought (actually was quite sure) that the roads were made of some stuff or there was something in them that was melting all the snow. Yes, the question around what would happen in the summer then, did cross my mind. But these days you get underwear which will keep you warm when it's cold and the same damn thing will keep you dry and slightly cool when temperatures rise. If you can put this sort of technology into underwear how difficult is it to apply to roads.
So I asked my Norwegian colleague (not about underwear), how is it that the roads are free of snow when it has snowed like bloody 'The Day After Tomorrow'. He said that they salt the roads. Huh, so much for advanced technology. Salt and snow ploughers, I gathered.
On my bus ride home yesterday I sat in the first seat, this basically is 'bus' shotgun, you're kinda next to the driver but a few inches behind him. It's kind of like being in a simulator, where you can feel the speed and watch the track in the front of you, only here it is real.
Just before my ride home I happened to read a news article of a huge truck in an accident because of Black Ice. When I lived in my utopic world of self-snow-melting-roads I was confident that however fast my bus went on these roads I was not going to die. Also, I have immense faith, almost to the degree of blindness, in drivers who are by profession, drivers. A cab ride in India can give you the same thrill as the 'Banshee'. But because he is a driver by profession I travel undeterred. However, when with hubby who is a careful and skilled driver, I am pushing imaginary brakes and shouting out one word cautions, often expletives. I never said I was a pleasant passenger.
Now with my new found knowledge of salt, snow ploughers and accidents because of ice, I was watching out for black ice on the road (which is stupid, because you never really see black ice), cussing the driver (in my head) for driving so fast and was desperately trying to remember the hail mary. I usually read on my commute, but yesterday I had put down my Mindy Kaling (she's quite unputdownable by the way) and concentrated on the road, just to scare my already wildly beating heart more.
I am usually not paranoid, actually I am quite rational and sometimes do the putting of two and two together, as they say. Oslo saw two major public transport accidents last autumn. If you can screw up and get into a head on collision in totally dry conditions, how hard was it to do the same on ice. Ice which was now possible because it was a manual process of salting and ploughing, dependent on a guy who could miss a spot, a spot that could spin your car around in a very 'The fast and the furious' style.
Today I stood in the rear of the bus and had my nose in my book, ignored the two thuds of something hitting the bus from below. If I died today I would have at least died laughing. (Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? - Mindy Kaling)
Friday, January 16, 2015
Walking on Ice
Yesterday's weather forecast was snow, and well it's always nice to have snow as long as it stays snow. And even though I wore my good boots (by that I mean, feminine looking and not waterproof) to work, I thought it wouldn't be that bad walking in them in the snow.
But no, meteorologists failed to announce to us that this snow would fast turn into rain and the snow which had laced, more like blanketed, footpaths and walkways would now be looking like the disgusting machine drink that kids love so much, only this color was not neon blue or shocking pink.
So on my way home from work I had to reluctantly place my feet (alongwith my boots) in almost ankle high slush. There was just no escaping this potential hazard to the leather on my boots. Yes, that's all I could think of while squelching through the melted snow. But I got home with very wet feet and no further incident and hopefully my boots have forgiven me for putting them through that ordeal.
This morning however, was what you could describe as the Ice Queen exploding. Of course, after yesterday's snow and rain, temperatures had to drop just enough to create ice. Let's see Hammer singing to this.
It's one thing to walk in slushy snow with pretty boots but a different game when you get out the big ugly 'I can withstand a snow storm' shoes also known as winter boots.
When you're experiencing winter for the first time (yeah whatever you say, there is no such thing as winter in South India) you look for the most practical gear; a jacket that will keep you warm in -30, shoes that are waterproof and that will keep you warm in -30, a cap that is windproof, gloves that are waterproof, windproof and durable.
What this means is, once you get dressed to go out and experience the winter you're
a) looking like a dork
b) not able to move freely enough and are now walking like a cross between the michelin man and a duck
c) actually now too hot, because it never hits -30 in the city.
Anyway, coming back to this morning, out came the mother of all winter boots. And when you wear these kind of boots, because these are the right kind of boots to wear in this weather, you have this sense of confidence that since you're wearing the right stuff, you're protected and also may be feel a hint of invincibility. That feeling shot me down twice.
I was running late today and have to take two buses to work. I had exactly 3 minutes to get from stop A to stop B, didn't pay any attention to the driver's warning about ice and what do you know. Yes, I fell, which I have already confirmed, in a previous post, is not a pretty sight. Then this one guy helped me up, I really dont know where he came from, asked me if I was ok, me still trying to get to stop B thanked him briefly may be even sounded curt, said I'm ok and dashed off again. So leaving behind a slightly annoyed norwegian (due to my lack of graciousness) with the left calf of my jeans wet, I managed to catch the bus.
The further away you get from the city the icier it gets. Strike Two. I fell just after I crossed the road, once I got off the bus.
You know there's a moment when you know you're going to fall and that there's no use fighting it, you just have to take the fall. Right calf now wet, at least my jeans now looked symmetrical, and people would not wonder if I couldn't hold my water, I treaded carefully to work. I have seen old ladies with walking sticks and spikes in their shoes walk faster than me.
Time to shop for spikes and may be a stick? People will at least be telling me how wonderful I look for my age.
But no, meteorologists failed to announce to us that this snow would fast turn into rain and the snow which had laced, more like blanketed, footpaths and walkways would now be looking like the disgusting machine drink that kids love so much, only this color was not neon blue or shocking pink.
So on my way home from work I had to reluctantly place my feet (alongwith my boots) in almost ankle high slush. There was just no escaping this potential hazard to the leather on my boots. Yes, that's all I could think of while squelching through the melted snow. But I got home with very wet feet and no further incident and hopefully my boots have forgiven me for putting them through that ordeal.
This morning however, was what you could describe as the Ice Queen exploding. Of course, after yesterday's snow and rain, temperatures had to drop just enough to create ice. Let's see Hammer singing to this.
It's one thing to walk in slushy snow with pretty boots but a different game when you get out the big ugly 'I can withstand a snow storm' shoes also known as winter boots.
When you're experiencing winter for the first time (yeah whatever you say, there is no such thing as winter in South India) you look for the most practical gear; a jacket that will keep you warm in -30, shoes that are waterproof and that will keep you warm in -30, a cap that is windproof, gloves that are waterproof, windproof and durable.
What this means is, once you get dressed to go out and experience the winter you're
a) looking like a dork
b) not able to move freely enough and are now walking like a cross between the michelin man and a duck
c) actually now too hot, because it never hits -30 in the city.
Anyway, coming back to this morning, out came the mother of all winter boots. And when you wear these kind of boots, because these are the right kind of boots to wear in this weather, you have this sense of confidence that since you're wearing the right stuff, you're protected and also may be feel a hint of invincibility. That feeling shot me down twice.
I was running late today and have to take two buses to work. I had exactly 3 minutes to get from stop A to stop B, didn't pay any attention to the driver's warning about ice and what do you know. Yes, I fell, which I have already confirmed, in a previous post, is not a pretty sight. Then this one guy helped me up, I really dont know where he came from, asked me if I was ok, me still trying to get to stop B thanked him briefly may be even sounded curt, said I'm ok and dashed off again. So leaving behind a slightly annoyed norwegian (due to my lack of graciousness) with the left calf of my jeans wet, I managed to catch the bus.
The further away you get from the city the icier it gets. Strike Two. I fell just after I crossed the road, once I got off the bus.
You know there's a moment when you know you're going to fall and that there's no use fighting it, you just have to take the fall. Right calf now wet, at least my jeans now looked symmetrical, and people would not wonder if I couldn't hold my water, I treaded carefully to work. I have seen old ladies with walking sticks and spikes in their shoes walk faster than me.
Time to shop for spikes and may be a stick? People will at least be telling me how wonderful I look for my age.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Are you Charlie? Are you really now?
So I have been out of action for a few days, the family bug finally got to me, I am actually talking about the virus that was hovering around our house during the Christmas vacation like a dementor sucking out all the happiness out of us (yes the angel of doom has a new name). It evaded me during the vacation , because I guess it was happy with the other two. However, it couldn't resist fresh feed in the new year, and I fell victim, just a little bit though, I didn't have it as bad as the other two.
Now I always get into trouble when I comment on current events, happenings and politics. But apparently now people are saying that they are Charlie and that irks me.
By now you should know that I am cynical.
Also, I get it that people want to standup for the events that happened in Paris. And no one should be killed for expressing themselves. But by saying that you're Charlie, in French, you're telling me that you absolutely support freedom of expression to the point that you will not be offended if someone calls you an asshole and also, that you speak French. See cynical.
But that's what it is about isn't it? So if have changed the status on your social networking site claiming that you are Charlie, in French (you're forgiven if you actually speak the language, but just a tad) and you don't have a problem if someone expresses themselves and implies that you are in fact an opening at the end of a digestive tract, the dodgy end, then fine; that or if you have published a provocative controversial article. Then go ahead and call yourself Charlie, in French or Swahili or Arabic (irony), because you're a true supporter of freedom of expression.
Else, please stop this charade, it's downright annoying.
I don't even want to go down the road of the whole 'Freedom of Expression' thing, at least not now. May be in another blog. In short, it's a myth. Unless we all shed our prejudices, egos, delusions of morality and other factors, which will result in a long list, we're not going to have our 'Freedom of Expression' in a very long time
And now there's another name doing the rounds, which is Ahmed. If you haven't stood up and protected someone when there has been impending danger that you knew about, you get the drift. Stop calling yourself a national hero, for Ahmed's sake.
Now I always get into trouble when I comment on current events, happenings and politics. But apparently now people are saying that they are Charlie and that irks me.
By now you should know that I am cynical.
Also, I get it that people want to standup for the events that happened in Paris. And no one should be killed for expressing themselves. But by saying that you're Charlie, in French, you're telling me that you absolutely support freedom of expression to the point that you will not be offended if someone calls you an asshole and also, that you speak French. See cynical.
But that's what it is about isn't it? So if have changed the status on your social networking site claiming that you are Charlie, in French (you're forgiven if you actually speak the language, but just a tad) and you don't have a problem if someone expresses themselves and implies that you are in fact an opening at the end of a digestive tract, the dodgy end, then fine; that or if you have published a provocative controversial article. Then go ahead and call yourself Charlie, in French or Swahili or Arabic (irony), because you're a true supporter of freedom of expression.
Else, please stop this charade, it's downright annoying.
I don't even want to go down the road of the whole 'Freedom of Expression' thing, at least not now. May be in another blog. In short, it's a myth. Unless we all shed our prejudices, egos, delusions of morality and other factors, which will result in a long list, we're not going to have our 'Freedom of Expression' in a very long time
And now there's another name doing the rounds, which is Ahmed. If you haven't stood up and protected someone when there has been impending danger that you knew about, you get the drift. Stop calling yourself a national hero, for Ahmed's sake.
Wednesday, January 07, 2015
Food for Thought
We decided to eat out today at this small place called Smalhans, yeah the name has nothing to do with being small but a little googling and going to the restaurant's website revealed that Smalhans is a derived German word which is now interpreted as 'a bit low on cash'. Low on cash after you've eaten there may be?
Eating out in Norway, especially Oslo will leave you 'low on cash' by quite a bit. The math I did was this, if we'd resist the temptation to eat out say ten times and put away the money in a little piggy bank, we could take that little piggy to an apple store and buy a MacBook Pro.
But in defence of Smalhans I must say that this place was really not very highly priced. Ambience was great and the food was excellent. Simple baked fish with yummy sides, and we were happy. Though I did knock my glass of wine which deprived me of a third of my drink. That should teach me not to drink on a school night.
My five year old though, who also loves to eat out, seemed to have suffered from a sudden loss of appetite, until her plate was taken away (by the server). Then she was all ready to order dessert. Of course!
Post dinner conversation, initiated by my five year old, was around 'how old is the earth'. That reminded me of a video that recently went viral. There was this girl (who was at least 20 years old) telling, rather pleading, people to be good to the earth, since she (the earth) was so old, quote like two thousand and fourteen years old unquote! I'm not sure where she's getting her information from. Also, don't they mention these things in school, at least in passing, if there aren't already huge charts illustrating the earth's timeline.
Recently Neil deGrasse Tyson has been hogging airtime talking about the Cosmos, a lot; you are bound to catch it at least once while browsing channels.
I hope her friends have broken the whole truth about the earth to her. And that there were no dinosaurs present at Jesus's birth.
The thing with technology is, if you're stupid, people will now 'KNOW' you're stupid. This line I read somewhere, and cannot take credit for.
Coming back to the five year old and her very factual questions, luckily for me the husband can produce factual data and retell it in a very 'Mrs.Doubtfire' way, without the cross dressing, then it would turn into a horror show damaging the kid, just a wee bit.
'How long ago did Dinosaurs live on the earth', I am not sure she completely comprehends exactly what the word 'millions' means, but she knows it's larger than thousand.
So there is a sliver of hope that in another 15 years there won't be viral videos, exemplifying non-existent IQ levels, originating from our part of the town (if she hasn't already moved out by then *keeping fingers crossed*).
Eating out in Norway, especially Oslo will leave you 'low on cash' by quite a bit. The math I did was this, if we'd resist the temptation to eat out say ten times and put away the money in a little piggy bank, we could take that little piggy to an apple store and buy a MacBook Pro.
But in defence of Smalhans I must say that this place was really not very highly priced. Ambience was great and the food was excellent. Simple baked fish with yummy sides, and we were happy. Though I did knock my glass of wine which deprived me of a third of my drink. That should teach me not to drink on a school night.
My five year old though, who also loves to eat out, seemed to have suffered from a sudden loss of appetite, until her plate was taken away (by the server). Then she was all ready to order dessert. Of course!
Post dinner conversation, initiated by my five year old, was around 'how old is the earth'. That reminded me of a video that recently went viral. There was this girl (who was at least 20 years old) telling, rather pleading, people to be good to the earth, since she (the earth) was so old, quote like two thousand and fourteen years old unquote! I'm not sure where she's getting her information from. Also, don't they mention these things in school, at least in passing, if there aren't already huge charts illustrating the earth's timeline.
Recently Neil deGrasse Tyson has been hogging airtime talking about the Cosmos, a lot; you are bound to catch it at least once while browsing channels.
I hope her friends have broken the whole truth about the earth to her. And that there were no dinosaurs present at Jesus's birth.
The thing with technology is, if you're stupid, people will now 'KNOW' you're stupid. This line I read somewhere, and cannot take credit for.
Coming back to the five year old and her very factual questions, luckily for me the husband can produce factual data and retell it in a very 'Mrs.Doubtfire' way, without the cross dressing, then it would turn into a horror show damaging the kid, just a wee bit.
'How long ago did Dinosaurs live on the earth', I am not sure she completely comprehends exactly what the word 'millions' means, but she knows it's larger than thousand.
So there is a sliver of hope that in another 15 years there won't be viral videos, exemplifying non-existent IQ levels, originating from our part of the town (if she hasn't already moved out by then *keeping fingers crossed*).
Tuesday, January 06, 2015
Funky Smells and The Green Movement
Disclaimer: My mention of The Green Movement has nothing to with politics or political parties in certain countries, I am just a girl who is quite environmental friendly talking about garbage.
When I got home today there was this funky smell; which was also there yesterday but thought I had gotten rid of by taking out the trash. Yes some women do take out the trash, in the cold mind you, at the risk of frost bite, shuffling through the heavy snow, breaking through the chilling wind (That was my drama queen moment of the day)
Since I had gotten rid of the incorrect source (of the funky smell) I had to investigate a little more. So I started (and stopped) by looking in my fridge. Now I am not sure how bad smell can get out of the refrigerator if the damned thing is closed, but there were a number of items that could have collectively caused the aforesaid smell.
Investigation revealed 2 chicken fillets in an opened packet, with suspicious spots which looked a lot like acne, on a teenager who had just broken out. These I think were opened a week ago and in official terms were unfit for consumption. Couldn't risk a curry with them, so in the green bin they went. Yes we recycle food waste.
When I dug a little more I found half a cucumber. In its decomposed state, it looked like The Hulk had done his business in my refrigerator. Into the green bin it went too.
There was a bag of spinach which I made the mistake of opening. When you open sealed bags of 'what's on its way of becoming organic waste', my advice, get rid of them in their sealed state. Now that the questionable bag of spinach was opened, it joined the others in the green bin.
I also found a lonely stick of lemon grass and a handful of mushrooms, in a very 'unfit for consumption' state. With all the things I put in the green bin, I could concoct a very dubious chicken stew. Just saying.
Now you would think that vegetables which reside in the vegetable basket of the refrigerator would remain fresh forever. When I looked in there, there was a cauliflower wrapped in cellophane (to maintain freshness I'm guessing). Since I was throwing out most of the items in my refrigerator, the discovery of this ingredient was thriving with prospects.With hopes of turning this into a dish, I unwrapped the sad bastard, to find that certain micro-organisms had taken a liking to my cauliflower and seemed to have built an association with it. Really? Fungus on a cauliflower? At first it looked superficial so I thought I could still have my dish by salvaging the good parts. But the fungus had gone deep, so into the green bin this went too.
I think I have now finally gotten rid of the funky smell. My refrigerator is definitely cleaner and leaner. And with my substantial contribution to the organic energy movement, I can tick off my good deed for the day.
PS: I managed to make an egg curry, and guess where the eggshells went. Yes, more to the green movement.
When I got home today there was this funky smell; which was also there yesterday but thought I had gotten rid of by taking out the trash. Yes some women do take out the trash, in the cold mind you, at the risk of frost bite, shuffling through the heavy snow, breaking through the chilling wind (That was my drama queen moment of the day)
Since I had gotten rid of the incorrect source (of the funky smell) I had to investigate a little more. So I started (and stopped) by looking in my fridge. Now I am not sure how bad smell can get out of the refrigerator if the damned thing is closed, but there were a number of items that could have collectively caused the aforesaid smell.
Investigation revealed 2 chicken fillets in an opened packet, with suspicious spots which looked a lot like acne, on a teenager who had just broken out. These I think were opened a week ago and in official terms were unfit for consumption. Couldn't risk a curry with them, so in the green bin they went. Yes we recycle food waste.
When I dug a little more I found half a cucumber. In its decomposed state, it looked like The Hulk had done his business in my refrigerator. Into the green bin it went too.
There was a bag of spinach which I made the mistake of opening. When you open sealed bags of 'what's on its way of becoming organic waste', my advice, get rid of them in their sealed state. Now that the questionable bag of spinach was opened, it joined the others in the green bin.
I also found a lonely stick of lemon grass and a handful of mushrooms, in a very 'unfit for consumption' state. With all the things I put in the green bin, I could concoct a very dubious chicken stew. Just saying.
Now you would think that vegetables which reside in the vegetable basket of the refrigerator would remain fresh forever. When I looked in there, there was a cauliflower wrapped in cellophane (to maintain freshness I'm guessing). Since I was throwing out most of the items in my refrigerator, the discovery of this ingredient was thriving with prospects.With hopes of turning this into a dish, I unwrapped the sad bastard, to find that certain micro-organisms had taken a liking to my cauliflower and seemed to have built an association with it. Really? Fungus on a cauliflower? At first it looked superficial so I thought I could still have my dish by salvaging the good parts. But the fungus had gone deep, so into the green bin this went too.
I think I have now finally gotten rid of the funky smell. My refrigerator is definitely cleaner and leaner. And with my substantial contribution to the organic energy movement, I can tick off my good deed for the day.
PS: I managed to make an egg curry, and guess where the eggshells went. Yes, more to the green movement.
Monday, January 05, 2015
Dawn of the Dead
Getting back to work today after the Christmas break was something I was actually looking forward to. Yes surprise surprise.
That would also mean getting back to our routine, which had disappeared with a ho-ho-ho during these holidays.
No more watching movies until 3 am and waking up at 11. Kicky woke up this morning and said 'But Mama it's still night' I told her we've been waking up quite late these past days and that's why had been greeted with bright sunshine; until winter we're not going to see a hint of dawn till 9 am.
We're still getting used to the whole darkness thing and the minimal sighting of the sun during winters.
No more late night snacks. They don't call it holiday weight for nothing.
No more slacking in front of the TV. Our TV has been so overworked these past two weeks, it's having withdrawal symptoms now. And the sofa has developed a strange dent.
So in order to get back to our routine we all went to bed early last night. But then it turned into what I can only call the dawn of the dead.
Kicky wakes up at 11 pm complaining of it being too hot. And it didn't seem like she went back to her deep slumber after that. Also she hopped into our bed in between us, which makes for a very comfortable sleeping arrangement; NOT.
In my anxiety that I would oversleep and not get to work in time, I was waking up almost every hour to check the time. And when my alarm actually went off I snoozed it twice, because, of course I needed more sleep. In between my constant time checking I saw that Santhosh had also woken up and was reading something (probably very interesting) on his phone. And yes Kicky seemed to be awake at all these times too.
Some time in between Santhosh and Kicky swapped places. So instead of a small arm and leg flung over me I was now in a tight embrace with loud snoring in my right ear.
The morning saw three zombies showered and dressed automatically, or by some divine intervention.
However, I think even the kid was relieved to get dropped off at kindergarten because there was just a 'Bye' from her, none of the usual 'love you, miss you' litany.
Oh well, looks like we're slowly getting back. Kicky was out by 8 tonight, alleluia! And I am almost ready to drop too.
Let's hope this night passes uneventfully. No more zombie mode for me.
That would also mean getting back to our routine, which had disappeared with a ho-ho-ho during these holidays.
No more watching movies until 3 am and waking up at 11. Kicky woke up this morning and said 'But Mama it's still night' I told her we've been waking up quite late these past days and that's why had been greeted with bright sunshine; until winter we're not going to see a hint of dawn till 9 am.
We're still getting used to the whole darkness thing and the minimal sighting of the sun during winters.
No more late night snacks. They don't call it holiday weight for nothing.
No more slacking in front of the TV. Our TV has been so overworked these past two weeks, it's having withdrawal symptoms now. And the sofa has developed a strange dent.
So in order to get back to our routine we all went to bed early last night. But then it turned into what I can only call the dawn of the dead.
Kicky wakes up at 11 pm complaining of it being too hot. And it didn't seem like she went back to her deep slumber after that. Also she hopped into our bed in between us, which makes for a very comfortable sleeping arrangement; NOT.
In my anxiety that I would oversleep and not get to work in time, I was waking up almost every hour to check the time. And when my alarm actually went off I snoozed it twice, because, of course I needed more sleep. In between my constant time checking I saw that Santhosh had also woken up and was reading something (probably very interesting) on his phone. And yes Kicky seemed to be awake at all these times too.
Some time in between Santhosh and Kicky swapped places. So instead of a small arm and leg flung over me I was now in a tight embrace with loud snoring in my right ear.
The morning saw three zombies showered and dressed automatically, or by some divine intervention.
However, I think even the kid was relieved to get dropped off at kindergarten because there was just a 'Bye' from her, none of the usual 'love you, miss you' litany.
Oh well, looks like we're slowly getting back. Kicky was out by 8 tonight, alleluia! And I am almost ready to drop too.
Let's hope this night passes uneventfully. No more zombie mode for me.
Sunday, January 04, 2015
Our Søndags Tur
River walk. Awesome. Exhausted. Indian Food. Too full. Can't walk. Happy. Sleepy. Dopey.
Ok now it looks like I'm naming dwarves. When you've eaten too much, even talking in sentences can be painful. But I'll try.
So the whole family (Headcount:3) miraculously managed to get out of the house today into the cold (-1 degree centigrade) and go for a walk.
It was a lovely sunny day, it's been like that for a few days now, meaning this has melted all the Christmas snow and we have nasty patches of ice waiting for you to slip on, break a hip and provide comic relief, probably also shock some passers-by (have you seen me fall?). I didn't fall today but the nasty ice got the better of me before Christmas. Luckily my hip was protected by, I'm guessing cellulite? Also it helped that my jacket was heavily padded.
So we went walking along this river called Akerselva (google will give you the facts) and though being winter was still a beautiful walking path.
And it shows how often we go out on walks like this, because my 5 year old's incessant question throughout the walk was 'When are we getting to the restaurant?!'
We had to tell her that we were in fact going for a walk and yes the restaurant would come, but later. She then feigned sleepiness and when questioned how would she go to the restaurant if she was sleepy, the sleep disappeared instantly.
It's customary, actually a tradition for Norwegian families to go out on a Sunday. They call it søndags tur which means Sunday trip (in a way). Apparently if you don't go for a søndags tur every Sunday with your kids, you're quickly losing points on that best parent award.
One parent I spoke to said she would feel very guilty if she was home on a Sunday and missed søndags tur with her son. The whole concept of staying home on a Sunday is frowned upon. Our Sunday tur backlog is so much that, let's just say if there was a police for this sort of thing we would be serving a life sentence and not even be let out for good behaviour.
Our reward however for going out on a walk today was some good Indian food. North Indian food. Because I make 'my good Indian food' at home, its probably just not another Indian's good Indian food. Mangalorean cuisine is a bit unique, not everyone can get over the amount of coconut we use, and I guess we use our spices differently. Contrary to popular belief, I do cook at home, but we love to eat out too and that hasn't changed from being in India to here.
Also, if I want to eat Gosht Jalfrezi (this is not the one that haunts you, its what Lamb is called in Hindi? probably a borrowed word from Urdu) the easiest way to do it is to hop in to your nearest Indian Restaurant (even in India).
Ok, before I start naming dwarves again, until tomorrow, vi ses! (translate from norwegian to english)
Ok now it looks like I'm naming dwarves. When you've eaten too much, even talking in sentences can be painful. But I'll try.
So the whole family (Headcount:3) miraculously managed to get out of the house today into the cold (-1 degree centigrade) and go for a walk.
It was a lovely sunny day, it's been like that for a few days now, meaning this has melted all the Christmas snow and we have nasty patches of ice waiting for you to slip on, break a hip and provide comic relief, probably also shock some passers-by (have you seen me fall?). I didn't fall today but the nasty ice got the better of me before Christmas. Luckily my hip was protected by, I'm guessing cellulite? Also it helped that my jacket was heavily padded.
So we went walking along this river called Akerselva (google will give you the facts) and though being winter was still a beautiful walking path.
And it shows how often we go out on walks like this, because my 5 year old's incessant question throughout the walk was 'When are we getting to the restaurant?!'
We had to tell her that we were in fact going for a walk and yes the restaurant would come, but later. She then feigned sleepiness and when questioned how would she go to the restaurant if she was sleepy, the sleep disappeared instantly.
It's customary, actually a tradition for Norwegian families to go out on a Sunday. They call it søndags tur which means Sunday trip (in a way). Apparently if you don't go for a søndags tur every Sunday with your kids, you're quickly losing points on that best parent award.
One parent I spoke to said she would feel very guilty if she was home on a Sunday and missed søndags tur with her son. The whole concept of staying home on a Sunday is frowned upon. Our Sunday tur backlog is so much that, let's just say if there was a police for this sort of thing we would be serving a life sentence and not even be let out for good behaviour.
Our reward however for going out on a walk today was some good Indian food. North Indian food. Because I make 'my good Indian food' at home, its probably just not another Indian's good Indian food. Mangalorean cuisine is a bit unique, not everyone can get over the amount of coconut we use, and I guess we use our spices differently. Contrary to popular belief, I do cook at home, but we love to eat out too and that hasn't changed from being in India to here.
Also, if I want to eat Gosht Jalfrezi (this is not the one that haunts you, its what Lamb is called in Hindi? probably a borrowed word from Urdu) the easiest way to do it is to hop in to your nearest Indian Restaurant (even in India).
Ok, before I start naming dwarves again, until tomorrow, vi ses! (translate from norwegian to english)
Saturday, January 03, 2015
The New Year II
Since I had to shift allegiance to Bruce Willis last night and abruptly abandon my blog here I am now, trying to keep my resolution, just barely though.
I can see why Die Hard was so popular, how many people do we know can defy death like John McClane, even in Hollywood. It was quite amazing. There were some gasping moments (for me) where I was sure he was going to die, but having seen Die Hard 4, of course he wasn't going anywhere.
And then the aha moment, of why this movie was named Die Hard, call me slow, must've been the time I fell off the bed when I was little (9 years old). This guy was coming back like a bad habit, annoying mostly everyone, the bad guys, the cops and the FBI.
Also during the holiday season I love watching Christmas movies and this movie ticked that box too, with a Christmas miracle and all. What miracle you ask, for one he didn't die and then he also reconciled with his separated wife. So actually without the 'Yippee-kai-yay MF' line this could qualify as a family Christmas movie.
Talking of Christmas movies, I unintentionally put my friends and their kids and myself through an ordeal of a Christmas movie called Christmas Angel, where does Netflix find this stuff. The ratings on IMDB (you let me down buddy) were fairly high so we thought we were in for some magical Christmas fun instead it put one audience member to sleep and four of them just walked out right in the middle of the movie. I knew we were in for quite a snore fest after ten minutes into the movie and even offered to change to something else. But you would think, 'how boring can a Christmas movie really be'. One half of my brain stopped functioning boring...if you ask me.
The final three of us still had some hope of some magical Christmas miracle, which we got, just not the Home Alone way.
Next time, we're just going to play Home Alone, even though we watch it every Christmas at least three times in two weeks thanks to the TV channels trying to spread Christmas cheer and eager 5 year olds who don't really care if they've seen it before, like just yesterday.
Friday, January 02, 2015
The New Year
I am already lagging behind on my new year's resolution, or probably not since I actually resolved yesterday to make an entry into my blog everyday from yesterday on. This blog has been ignored for more than a year now and I do feel bad. I might have to abandon ship in about 7 minutes cause Die Hard is showing on TV and I have never seen it before. Oh don't judge me!
John McClane's fabulous histrionics in Die Hard 4 which I happened to catch on TV over the holiday season got me wanting for more. And I have just been informed (in Norwegian) that this going to be a Die Hard weekend from Friday to Sunday, at 22:00. OK, there is 20th Century Fox's signal.
Gotta go.
John McClane's fabulous histrionics in Die Hard 4 which I happened to catch on TV over the holiday season got me wanting for more. And I have just been informed (in Norwegian) that this going to be a Die Hard weekend from Friday to Sunday, at 22:00. OK, there is 20th Century Fox's signal.
Gotta go.
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